Thursday, May 26, 2011

Is This My Subconscious?

My job causes a lot of different emotions in me. At times, my job calls for me to do some hard investigation, which I enjoy. I love peeling back the layers to find solutions to problems that pop up. I also get to work with lots of enjoyable people that are genuinely nice, honest folks. On the downside, I work with some of the most dishonest people to walk the earth. People that would sell their children just to make a buck. Having said that, at times I am elated at work, and other times I wish I was dead. Recently, I had an experience that summed up "one of those days."

As I sat at my desk, I noticed on one of my many notepads a certain word scrawled out (Warning: profanity)


Who wrote this? Why? I thought I was well-liked in the office. I'm not one to use profanity, plus my print is in all caps. I confusedly looked at it for a good minute or two trying to figure out the origin of what I now call "The Mystery Sh*%."
Later on, I had the fortune of tipping the notepad over, and this is what I saw:


Apparently when I write 7:45, when turned upside down it looks like sh*%.

Monday, May 23, 2011

Why?!?!?!


Somebody DECIMATED the men's restroom at my office. It was absolutely unbearable. It smelled like Bigfoot ate a can of spicy chili and began to rip wet meatfarts in a sauna. Atrocious.


Thursday, May 19, 2011

A Favorite...

I found this gem of a site. It is absolutely wonderful. Check it out and be prepared to wast hours reading. It's updated daily, too.
Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you Toothpaste For Dinner


Wednesday, May 18, 2011

Saaaaweeeeeet!!

I haven't written on this thing for a long time. I was reminded of this little blog due to a conversation I had with a few of my valued co-workers. I appreciate the reminder to add some posts, and I hope you check back often, as I have a renewed resolution to post. I'm thinking I'll move away from the long posts and use this as a hub to share with readers (all 1 of me) some of the things that interest/please/anger me. Worry not, you have not read the last of my long rants. Having said that, let's get this going:


I pray every night that I can someday be able to make threats half this beautiful.